Two keyboards? Two mice? Have we lost our ever-wooting minds? That'sweird! That's bizarre! That's downright unnatural....unless you're one ofthe 24% of Americans who have more than one computer in the home. Orone of the 2% of Americans who are obsessive-compulsive, and you wantto throw your contaminated peripherals away every few weeks to thwartthe murderous germs from killing you like they killed Howard Hughes. Orone of the 68% of Americans who believe every statistic they read.

Whatever.It's your business what you would do with two Labtec Wireless Keyboard& Optical Mouse combo sets. We don't care what dirty deeds go onbehind your closed doors. We're not here to pry. We're not here to passjudgment.

All we'll say is, if you've decided that atwo-keyboard, two-mouse lifestyle is right for you, we know where youcan get them. Cheap. The whisper-quiet, easy-keying Labtec WirelessKeyboard adds fifteen customizable keyboard controls to the usual arrayof keys, suitable for controlling music and video playback. We've nevermet anybody who actually uses the hyped-up media buttons on his or herkeyboard, but we're sure there must be a few of you weirdos out there.The Labtec Optical Mouse is equally adequate, with 800-dpi opticaltechnology for smooth, precise scrolling, blah blah blah. NostalgicPS/2 enthusiasts, rejoice! That USB nonsense doesn't fly with this old-fashioned couple.

Sotalk it over with your physician and/or clergyman. Do a little quiet,soul-searching reflection. And when you finally accept the fact that,yes, you are the kind of person who needs two Labtec Wireless Keyboard& Optical Mouse sets and you don't care who knows it, we'll be herefor you. Until midnight tonight, anyway.

• Cordless freedom lets you enjoy your workspace without tangled cables
• 800-dpi wireless mouse is reliable and smooth, and includes a convenient scroll wheel
• Quiet, soft-touch keys create a comfortable typing experience
• One-touch wireless keyboard with programmable controls enhances your command of music, video, and the Internet
• Low battery status indicators let you know when to replace batteries
• Standard PS/2 connection lets you connect to almost any PC
• Requires Two (2) available PS/2 ports
• Requires Windows 98, ME, 2000, or XP

Includes:

• 2 Labtec Cordless Media Keyboards
• 2 Labtec Cordless Optical Mice
• 2 Labtec Receivers